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Joe Milton gives 4 reasons why trade to Cowboys was a ‘blessing,’ shades Patriots’ offense - Boston.com

12.06.2025 00:06

Joe Milton gives 4 reasons why trade to Cowboys was a ‘blessing,’ shades Patriots’ offense - Boston.com

Joe Milton’s name was in trade rumors before the … [+3983 chars]

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May 31, 2025 | 4:09 PM

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

By Conor Roche

Joe Milton was traded by the Patriots to the Cowboys in April. (Photo by Rich Gagnon/Getty Images)